I can't be fired, slaves are sold.

Here are my answers to yesterday's voice messages, in order of their arrival. Yes. Tommorow at 5pm. Duct tape and piano wire. Tonight's safety word will be banana. No. Thank you.

Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

Obstruction of justice? No sir, I prefer to think of it 'avoiding complications'.

Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it :P

If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

36 years old is significant, because at 36 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.

If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.

I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Ignorance

Take responsibility of your own ignorance, do not place blame on others intelligence for your own shortcomings.

Vagenda

Vagenda : A vagina with an agenda.